meltcher


havin s-x with a corpse and then sucking the c-m from its b-tt
“the mort-tion tha prided himself on being a meltcher took advantage of poor dead sallys -ss, then with an available burger kind straw he began meltching the c-m out of sallys -ss.” yum

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