Melted Jellybean
melted jellbean is a term used to describe the head & face of a particularly unnatractive female. this label applies in particular to those with deformed features.
see: fetus
john1: hahahaha, check that out!
john2: wow!
john1&john2: -sn-gg-r–sn-gg-r- melted jellybean! -sn-gg-r–sn-gg-r-
random ranga: hey guys!
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