Melton
a dump between bacchus marsh and melbourne. if you go there, you will be stabbed. no question.
full of somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to gl-ss you in the face.
after you’ve been stabbed and gl-ssed, it is fairly likely that you’ll end up being pr-cked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called mercedes or charlotte). you will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the mcdonalds.
avoid.
“oh no, i have to go to melton as part of my placement.”
“make sure you take that taser.”
a sh-thole inbetween melbourne and bacchus marsh. you are guaranteed to get raped or stabbed if you walk around there alone.
avoid lurking around in the south end, as there are way to many pedos.
johnny remember to take his rape alarm when going to melton safeway.
cutting a hot zester right in someone’s face, and smiling at them in the process.
dude, nate just meltoned tie when he was watching tv.
an infected wart, usually found on one’s b-tt cheeks or genital region.
on the streets, it is commonly referred to as melton mumps or bogan tattoo.
i’m not sure what it is doctor, please tell me it isn’t a melton!
a swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
on putin’s orders, the russian army may melton nyc with a fleet of rusty ladas. dave meltoned that light at knox.
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