Melving


(verb) being super awesome.
a: “hey what are you doing?”
b: “i’m melving of course”
similar to ‘shelving’. except the drugs are crushed into a straw and another member of the same s-x blows the contents of the straw up the persons -n-s
i was going to shelve my pills, but decided melving was better for a quicker hit

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