melvs
sweet, intelligent, s-xy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i’ve liked for some time, but n-body knows how i feel..
(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that’s definitely a melvs!!
a cl-t rub
i gave her poon a quick melv
an insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. the term was popularized in central new jersey and spread from there.
guy 1: yo, i saw herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!
guy 2: word? that kid is a total melv!
a wild welsh boy in london -ssociated wiv the cl-t rub club!
whilen out while drunk or high
gettin wild on the floe
yo, melv you getting wild on the floe.
melv p-ss me some fruitloops.
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