Membo


a member of an underground club or group. someone who gets hooked up.
-how did he get in to this event? i thought it was sold out!
-he must be a f-ckin’ membo.
the act or process of pushing your c-ck down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. if you push too far down, the head of your d-ck gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. it can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.
an all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘he’s a f-kkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down d-ck head. as in ‘yo is a membo (embo) mothaf-kka’

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