Memoirs of a negro man
a book that doesn’t exist. based on the idea that blacks don’t/shouldn’t know how to write.
yeah, i’ve got the original const-tution on my bookshelf, right next to the memoirs of a negro man.
an expression of great frustration or anger, typically brought about by one of african descent.
cf. memoirs of a mexican man
memoirs of a negro man! could this black guy drive any slower?
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