Memory biter
to claim a memory as your own, and pretend you were there when it/they happened when it’s very clear that you weren’t there.
-talking about the canucks-
“memory biter”guy 1: yo man i remember when kirk mclean made that amazing save in the 94 stanley cup finals
guy 2:….dude what the h-ll are you saying, you were born in 93..
-talking about a party-
guy 1: buddddddy that party was sick, i got soooooooooo smashed
guy 2: you weren’t even invited man..
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