Memory Recovery

the process when you forget the p-ssword (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:

1. recall someone’s email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you’re talking to them).

2. flag their youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).

3. send an important doc-ment to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
arthur: douglas! i need you to jumpstart my memory!
doug: …i don’t think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
arthur: …douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you’d be the pickles: essentially garbage!
doug: can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
arthur: ok, here’s the deal: i have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
doug: so what’s the problem?
arthur: i can’t remember the phone number of the particular john smith i want to call, because otherwise i’ll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
doug: how many john smith’s did you know?
arthur: one hundred and forty-eight!
doug: …i was afraid of this! deacon warned me this might happen!
arthur: …beg your pardon?
doug: it’s like doing p-ssword recovery, except it’s for your memory!
arthur: i don’t care about this ‘memory recovery’, we best get a move on! let’s start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that i do remember about this certain john smith! it’s like playing monopoly!
doug: i think you mean trivial pursuit.
arthur: i thought that was monopoly?
doug: monopoly’s a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a scottish terrier as one of the game pieces!
arhur: oh yes! i remember that game: i hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!