Memory Turd


remembering what you had for dinner the night before, whilst having a sh-t.
last night you had a really hot curry and the next morning on the toilet you have such ring sting that it jolts your memory into remembering what you ate the night before, therefore giving birth to a memory t-rd straight out of your raw -ss.

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