Menstrual Moses
the art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.
friend: hey alex, what are you up to tonight?
alex: im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.
friend: d-mn homie, make sure you wear a condom
alex: christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!
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