menstrualingus
the delicate act of c-nn-l-ng-s while she is on her period.
after the business meeting, ghon took his colleague back to the austrian m-ssage parlor. finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. he went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. upon coming up from her worn out bl–dy v-lv-, his face looked like a dripping red rorschach test.
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