when your period just won’t start, and there is no reason for it not to. if you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out.
joe, calm the f-ck down, you’re just menstruapated. or
don’t waste your money on a pregnancy test, you’re just menstruapated.
(n.) a nightmare scenario on multiple fronts. similar to a cl-sterf-ck, a multimare is the h-llish point at which several unrelated catastrophes occur in the subject’s life simutaneously, combining to fill them with an inescapable sense of impending doom. today i got rejected from my dream job, left my wallet on the bus and came […]
the perfect girl for any guy. she makes everyone happy and smile. timbrea is my girlfriend.
- bl**dy pie
when a girl is on her period hi mary did u see jill last night she left a bl–dy pie stain on the toilet
- smoke a bowel
smoking a certain amount of weed out of a pipe jon wanna come smoke a bowel with me
- hipster bashing
an activity that involves pointing out the inherent sn-bbery and hypocritical nature -ssociated with the hipster att-tude. while everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves. hipster: hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society. non-hipster: dude, why are you hipster bashing? you are a hipster. hipster: i […]