mental day
the act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.
(also known as mental day off)
guy #1: dude, where were you in school today?
guy #2: oh, i was taking a mental day off from all that calculus work.
guy #1: i feel you, bro, i feel you….
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