mustard platter


when someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. mouth, and nose.

this usually happens when one person is p-ssed out at a party or plain ol’ asleep
joe pulled his pants down and hovered his -ss over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter’d him!
when someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. mouth, and nose.

this usually happens when one person is p-ssed out at a party or plain ol’ asleep
joe pulled his pants down and hovered his -ss over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter’d him!

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