Mental Erection


getting your hopes up. it’s also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. like an erection in public.
a: “he’s so cute! i think he was flirting with me in science.”
b: “you sure?”
a: “f-ckin’ mental erections”
1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically
man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

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