Mental Moment


a brief period of time when a typically sane person seeks refuge from a whole lotta sh-t going on, in order to keep from completely losing one’s mind and going apesh-t on the next random person who just completely, and most likely unintentionally, p-sses one off.
similar to a snicker’s moment
random coworker: “dude, what the f-ck are you doing hiding under your desk?”

person losing it: “back off -sshole, i just need a mental moment.”

random coworker: “christ, alright d-ck!”

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