Mental Prostitute
a person you pay to t-tillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. there is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prost-tute…at all…ever.
paul visits his mental prost-tute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
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