mentally masturbate
when one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the mult-tude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
when joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied ‘i had to listen to amy mentally m-st-rb-t- over which iphone cover to buy’
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