Mentally Obese
to eat as much sh-t as you like and never put on any weight.
“dude, your like, mentally obese or something”
“yeah, ya jealous?”
“d-mn straight”
one who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.
someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering ” what a loser. doesn’t he have anything better to do?” after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.
a person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.
man at a party: “discount our neighbors to the east and i think you’ll find we’ve got a sleeping giant on our hands. a veritable sleeping giant.”
everyone else at the party: “what a loser. he is so mentally obese that there should be a richard simmons work out tape dedicated to him.”
eating lots and always wanting food but not looking physically fat.
“wow hes eaten 6 donuts and still eating more, hes mentally obese man.
1) a term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.
2) a term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7
1)oh man, sarah got another a+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese
2)john: dude i´m dying for a cheaseburger.
adam: stop thinking about food! your so mentally obese!
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