mentally retired
1. a more polite version of mentally r-t-rded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.
2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.
that guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.
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