mentalyptus
1. an ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or r-t-rd would ingest when they are sick.
2. what a r-t-rded koala eats in australia.
dave: “hey, chuck. want a halls mentalyptus?”
chuck (coughing): “ahem, what?”
dave: “do you need a halls mentalyptus?”
chuck (coughing again): “ahem, what?”
dave: “you r-t-rd, do you need a cough drop?”
chuck (coughing yet again): “ahem, what?”
dave: “yes you do! and a lobotomy while we are at it!”
chuck (coughing for a fourth time): “ahem, what?”
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