mentarbate
derivative of “m-st-rb-t-.”
the act of indulging in “-n-lysis paralysis” when you should be getting things done instead. possibly coined by ryan davis. a distant cousin of the verb “to bikeshed.”
a: “i dunno, dude. the iphone is s-xy, but this android phone comes with lasers.”
b: “you’ve been debating this choice for weeks. are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?”
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