Menthstruate


uncomfortable tingling sensation in the p-n-s/scr-t-m following over-enthusiastic use of a menthol-based shower gel product. the closest feeling to menstruation that men can experience.
tom: mate, my b-lls are on fire over here.

greg: you used my shower gel? how’s it feel to menthstruate for the first time?

tom: it feels like my b-lls are on fire.

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