Mentos
a mint of some sort that grants you to get away with any little crime. (as shown in most of it’s ads)
me: -ran the speed limit, was pulled over-
cops: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: no…-pulls out a mentos and smiles-
-cue inspirational music-
‘doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-wah!’
it doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and mentos is fresh and full of life.
nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with mentos, fresh and full of life.
fresh goes better, mentos freshness, fresh goes better with mentos, fresh and full of life!
mentos, the freshmaker!
fruit mentos > mint mentos
it says “the chewy mint” on the front of the fruit mentos but when you eat it, its not a mint at all!
i’m gonna sue the dudes who make mentos for saying the fruit mentos are mints.
i type of mint that is really cool when put into diet c-ke. chewie. “the fresh maker”
that mentos rocket was so cool! it shoot diet c-ke everywhere, did you see the hight?
ah the mentos freshness!!
look on youtube
mento is the folk music of jamaica in the 50’s.
mento is a kind of jamaican calypso, for the tourist that visited jamaica, and you can still today find bands on hotels in jamaica that plays mento. you can also find mento cd’s and lp’s. mento is the music that became ska and ska became reggae, (and so on), so it’s pretty relevant, really.
mento musicians: calypsonians, lord fly & dan wiliams orchestra, richardson, harold & the ticklers, porter, hubert & george moxey quintet and baba motta
the fresh maker
mentos’ fresh and full of life!
a type of mint ‘the freshmaker’
do you have any mentos
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