menu professor
a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pr-nounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
bob: i’d like to order a chicken gyro (jie-row).
peter: it’s actually pr-nounced gyro (yearo).
bob: guess what, menu professor? we’re not in greece, we’re in east winston, and here i call it a gyro (jie-row).
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