(noun) a person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.
you will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been “attacked” by menu terrorists. no one was spared: every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. there may even be three menus.
menu terrorists are based out of south korea, but their operations are global.
when you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. however, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal’s price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.
sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. unlike arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
oh sh-t! my apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! b-st-rds! let’s hope this -sshole was a suicide bomber.
- piss in the wind
doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you. telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like p-ssing in the wind. when something is simple or easy for the average person. person : man! […]
- piss up something fierce
to p-ss very rapidly and for a great length of time. often times the p-ss produces a strong p-ss shiver and the p-ss may be of an abnormal color. the shiver may make your b-lls tingle. d-mn fool, i’ve gotta p-ss up something fierce fool.
when you cant find a word to describe something. you see something and say; ie.what the h-ll is that? you would say that is ‘schmurple’.
it means black or covered in pitch. really, thats it. if you are a fan of a certain reality tv show in the good old us of a, you may think it is some cool insider term of the music biz that means something like “singing off key”. but not really. it is a made […]
an extremly dysfunctional cat whisker. “oh no, that scnigey made that cat get stuck in that hole there.”