merc noodle


a male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp d-ck out and m-st-rb-t-s furiously, but his d-ck remains flaccid. he then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
we were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.

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