Mercan
(n) the dialect of english spoken by residents in the united states of america.
(adj.) relating to or characteristic of the united states of america or its inhabitants; relating to or characteristic of the american continents or their inhabitants (rare).
not to be confused with:
merkin
(n) an artificial covering of hair for the pubic area; a pubic wig.
did you know that in the u.s.a. they think a scone is a biscuit? i wish i had taken a phrase book with me to translate mercan into english when i had a holiday there.
if you ever travel around the u.s.a. you will learn that the mercan people are really friendly and helpful when dealing with tourists.
1. a wig used to replace lost pubic hair
2. something george bush thinks he is
george bush: “i’m so proud to be mercan”
a pubic wig. used to replace pubic hair that one desires but does not have do to an accident or a hormonal defect
bob has a mercan because he has no p-b-s
a wig for a person’s p-b-sor pubic region if he/she has lost the pubic hair, as stated on family guy
salesman: hey you like my pants
joe: sure
salesman: there yours, you know what a mercan is?
joe:no
salesman:pubic wig, i got one, you want it?
joe:no
salesman:of course you don’t your a cl-ssy guy, you want to be rich!!
joe yes
salesman:sign here
a rare species of h-m-sapian – which legend says – originated from the arabian peninsula.
displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.
is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.
umis president (past, present and future).
fails at pr-nouncing the word ‘google’.
known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.
has an unusal obsession with purple items.
q: who is to blame?
a: who else but mercan!
q: who did this?
a: obviously mercan!
q: so who’s the president?
a: dude, can it be anyone else but mercan?
derogatory term for a citizen of the united states of america. sometimes spelled merkan.
look at the size of that mercan! he must’ve eaten his children for breakfast!
mercans’ ignorance makes me cringe.
a p-ssy -ss n-gg- who talks sh-t behind yo back and smiles when they see you
i’m a blast that f-ckin mercan if i hear 1 more thing bout him talkin sh-t
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