Mercedes

mercedes – an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. she’ll patiently listen to you b-tch forever, try to re-ssure you and make you laugh.
she’s a great sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you’ve ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.

things to do with mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more

synonyms for mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
you know sheila’s kitten got run over by a truck? she was just so devastated till jenny came over and pulled a mercedes on her.

560 sl

mercedes 3.2 v6 from 2002 e320

taipei city taiwan saftey car

a vintage mercedes that goes by the name pullman

-bling baby-
a car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant -sshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
look at that merc driver over there, thinking he’s the king of the road. maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
mercedes is a true meaning of a unique girl. you will never meet any other that will compare to her originality. she is amazingly hot with a tight frame and a phat -ss, has her own style with intelligence and common sense that makes you want to talk with her for hours. a true friend that you can call at 3:37am and she’ll answer. likes to go fast (litterally) and she will be the one driving. don’t think about pushing your agenda on this girl, she has her own morals and goals buried deep in the rocks and no pick up line is going to shake that, even though it may make her laugh. pretty much don’t f-ck with her, she can kick your -ss. mercedes may want to rob a bank in the morning and go fishing in the afternoon, better come prepared. she is strong-willed but compasoniate and has many sides…when she wants you to see them.

fall for mercedes at your own risk, how fast are you willing to go?
that girl just got her -ss kicked by mercedes for talking sh-t!

hey, you have to meet this girl, she is so mercedes i never met anyone like her before!

d-mn, i wish my girlfriend was a mercedes.

i just couldn’t help myself, she was so mercedes i fell in love.

strong pretty compet-tive caring friend music goal-oriented funny charming unique perfection
1! a name meaning compasionate and merciful. its a spanish name. there was once a princess called mercedes in spain. 🙂

2″ a really cool car 🙂

btw peeps, my name is mercedes 🙂
1! heyy mercedes 🙂 ya wanna go to the cinema.

2″ do you like my car? its a mercedes
probably the most sophisticated name out there. girls named mercedes hate being compared to the car and are completely unique. they don’t take sh-t from anybody and know how to hold their own. they’re usually strong but have their weaknesses like evryone else. they always know how to have fun and bring out the best in people.
mercedes crazy good friend car
1. name of a sweet -ss car.

2. name of a sweet -ss girl.

3. name of a s-xy car.

4. name of a s-xy girl.

5. my name :]
1. whoah, that mercedes is f-cking awesome. 2. that girl mercedes is hottt. 3. that mercedes is sweeeet 4. that mercedes girl is reeaaaalllyyy hott. dayum. 5. yeah im s-xy :]
in germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.
cars from mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

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