russian coffee


russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
and when i say sunshine i mean coffee.
and when i say happiness, i mean vodka
man, i’m bored, i’m going to go make a russian coffee or 6
when you take a p-ss in your coffee and give it to your russian friend.
“i got this coffee from the carnival and it taste like sh-t, im going to p-ss in it and give it to russian when we pick him up for the party”

“dude you want this coffee? i dont like it……… “ok”…….lol! dude! you just drank russian coffee, “huh” i p-ssed in it! “oh you f-cking f-gget!” lol!”

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