Mercedes Bends


from the eagles h-t, hotel california. a clever play on words by don henley, sounds like mercedes benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, “the bends”. the lady in question is so wealthy she’s detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
she mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

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