merch gang


(noun)
a group of male friends who constantly yell “merch” and refer to themselves as the “merch gang.” common traits of a “merch gang” include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member’s c-ck in their -ss.
george: these idiots are calling themselves the “merch gang” now.

joe: they’ll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

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