Merch


usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.
i just bought a a brand new car, and i can merch it.

merch it he just kissed that hoe.

i got alot of money, and i cant merch it on your momma.
short for the word “merchandise”. usually used by scene kids when talking about local bands new shirts and pins. they are accustomed to shortening almost all of their vocabulary anyways… ex: pictures=pics, camouflage=camo, oh my god!=oh em gee!
oh em gee! did you see the pics of -insert local band name here-‘s new merch on their mysp-ce?! it comes in camo print! i am so getting it in a small and then cutting it up to show my bleeding heart tattoo on my back!! yay!! <333 1.) merch (n.) - short for merchandise. this abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores. 2.) merch (n./adj.) - used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. it is used to describe commercial-grade buds. merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. it is many times seedy. it can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. it differs from chronic and so-called "kind bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent. 1.) yo, check out the merch page on the type o negative website. 2.) man, i tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic. short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool i.e weed, canabis etc alrite lad any merch? ones belonings or merchandise that ho stole my merch. commercial "merch" grade marijuana.. just pot.. not kind bud or cronic it was just merch but i p-ssed it off as cronic verb meaning to p-ss gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. you don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks. if aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself! ←

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