Mercy flush
flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big cr-p
— used if you are taking such a big cr-p that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.
man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!
the extra flush that comes between wiping and dumping, used when the sh-t is unusually large to prevent a plug of soggy tp and feces forming in the pipes.
“sh-t guys, i took the biggest cr-p yesterday, i had to mercy flush so the toilet wouldn’t plug!”
flushing a particularaly bad-smelling t-rd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still cr-pping so other people will not smell it. this can be repeated as many times as necessary.
person in right stall: -p–ps-
person in left stall: “oh g-d! that’s horrible! how about a
mercy flush?”
person in right stall: -flushes-
person in left stall: “thanks.”
person in right stall: “welcome” -continues p–ping-
when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle’s health
omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush
when you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have ‘one last ride’
ooh it looks like goldy’s headed for the big ocean in the sky…better give him a mercy flush.
when gary’s sh-t smells so bad that he should flush the toilet before the t-rd even came out.
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