Merlin’s Beard
an exclamation from harry potter which is similar to “oh lord!”
“he just shat his pants!!”
“merlin’s beard!!!”
where one -j-c-l-t-s onto one’s partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
1.
dave: i was with this girl last night.
tim: oh yeah, how’d it go?
dave: got a bl-wj-b
tim: did she swallow?
dave: no, mate she likes it with a merlins beard
tim: ……
dave: yeah….
2.
steve: want me to pull out?
daisy: yeah, give me a merlins beard
a layer of s-m-n on a girl’s face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. usually results after a bl-wj-b.
“do you want a bl-wj-b, sweetheart?”
“yeah! how do you want it to end today, honey?”
“i’d love to have a merlin’s beard, but whatever you want. it’s your special day.”
“you want it, you got it!”
when having s-x with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of -j-c-l-t–n and sprays his love muck on the lady’s chin. the j-zz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to merlin’s.
“hey guess what rich, i did a merlin’s beard on your mum last night!”
“oh right i just thought she hadn’t shaved!”
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