Mercy High School

most girls that go to mercy…

– will proudly walk the halls in spandex after school.
– can easily spend $20 on food in one day.
– have absolutely no idea where the black box is.
– can walk a very long distance in 5 minutes.
– will straighten their hair and actually wear make-up when the loyola jazz band comes to play.
– don’t make fun of the freshmen, but “awe” at them.
– have been past 2nd base.
(that still doesn’t make us wh-r-s…)
– eat until we can’t anymore.
– avoid the hallway near the main office at all costs for fear of being yelled at.
– don’t shave unless they have a boyfriend.
– don’t wear make-up to school.
– complain that their advisors are too uptight.
– take french just for the breakfast.
– buy as much as they can on hot lunch days.
– are the ones to go to “jail” at calvert hall mixers.
– have an average gpa.
– know how to party.
– wear sperry’s boat shoes.
– have a bookbag other than one from ll bean.
– don’t know that nutella is fattening. really fattening.
– hate when the freshmen open the microwaves, hence not heating your food.
– know what teachers to avoid in the halls.
– all girls know that magic exists!
– all girls know that penguindians. do not. exist.
-at chc mixer-
chc guy 1: “where do these chicks go?”
chc guy 2: “ah they go to ind.”
chc guy 1: “lame!!!”

-both walk away-
(ten minutes later)

chc guy 1: “d-mn, they’re hot as f-ck! where do they go?”
chc guy 2: “mercy high school !”
chc guy 1: “oh sh-t, they’re s-xy!”

-grinds-
a catholic wh-r- house on a hill where innocent girls go to school and become sl-ts.
jay jay: hey did you meet the girl up the street?
michael: yeah she is from mercy high school