Merdead


a place in the central california valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of obamacare; gateway to yosemite, but not close enough; the original”stairway to heaven”; birthplace of uc merdead, home of the fighting golden shower bobcats; birthplace of janet leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in “psycho”;
i live in merdead and can’t wait to get out, even in a casket.

how smart can they be if they be if they are

going to uc merdead?

i wake up every morning, look around and realize i’m in merdead and say, “holy f-ck, thank g-d i’m not in modesto!”

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