Merecat Geyser
when the head of a p-n-s is rubbed in between the flaps, or l-b– majoras, of the v-g-n- till -rg-sm, in which the p-n-s will snap up facing away from the female and spray s-m-n over her body.
“did you f-ck stacy last night?”
“we only had a merecat geyser “.
“so you didn’t get inside?”
“exactly “.
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