Meredithing
the harshest form of c-ck blocking.
merey was meredithing me hard last night, screaming phrases such as “you can do way better than those fugly sl-ts”.
the act of having extremely low blood pressure. the act of having cold hands and feet. the act of being creepy.
“dude, get your hands off me. you’re meredithing.”
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