Merg
a combination of “meh” and “erg”
a reaction to when someone says something to you but your to lazy to say anything back but still want to show that you don’t like it.
-seemeh and erg
1st person – “you suck!”
2nd – “merg…..”
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a shortened and derogatory word for mergina, -n-logous to vag.
joe: i went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
tom: mmm, i love me some tuna.
a replacement for a word that describes a person, place, thing, idea, feeling, or action.
“did you see the size of that merg?”
“here a merg, there a merg, everywhere a merg merg.”
“i’ll give you three mergs if you take this merg and tickle my merg.”
“you boys cackin’ a merg?”
merg + merg = (2)merg
an interogative interjection
synonyms; what, huh, etc.
(mumble mumble mumble)
merg?
a word describing something surprising
mergs, that scared me.
mergitroidians, that was swertness!
to gather in a group and travel to another place
“lets merg to so-and-so’s house.”
the act of eating out a dead chick and then pushing down on her stomach so that all of her fluids start flowing out.
jack was going down on his dead neighbor when i dropped a bowling ball on her stomach. he almost drowned in that mess, what a memorable first merg.
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