Merge Weasel


a driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the last possible second to “merge” into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. they stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
while on i-95 south, troy and i encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

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