merhnmaid


a huge disgusting fresh water hag, that lives in polluted sewer treatment plants or fetid pond water. having long green curly hair, with a body shape similar to a walrus. merhnmaids breed in april, they can be recognized by their hungry blood curdling screams, and their horrible songs. beware!!! keep your distance.
i was walking through the park when a merhnmaid started rolling towards me, and i booked!

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