‘mericano
a m-ssively large cafe americano coffee drink. a b-st-rdization of redneck “bigger is better” george w. bush patriotism (‘merica) and the coffee drink made popular in wwii europe by american soldiers who would water-down their espresso drinks.
(person in line at starbucks): i’ll take a short cafe americano, please.
(large redneck walks up, slaps patron): this is ‘merica! we don’t do nothin’ short! get this man/woman a ‘mericano!
a mexican american that is proud to be american!
we must all look out for one another because at the end of the day we are all mericano’s
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