the male, custodial version of a mermaid.
bill: i’d hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up cr-p.
mary: i’d hate to be friends with someone who uses “merjanitor” in a sentence.
refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets. “i do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself.”
plural form of giunness (beer). bartender, i will take two giunni please.
- god's joint
the ‘g-d’s joint’ is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. this joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end. jefferson: s–t that smells good! peterson: i know […]
- nutritionality (also known as nutrition)
nutritionality is a concept. usually employed by tightwads, ross shoppers, and poor college students, nutritionality is also a way of life. the goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. for this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount […]
- prison p**ps
the art of defecating while locked away in prison. the two worst things about prison are prison p–ps, and d-ck-hole b-tt-shims.