merked

when you get beat up, socked, or shot
“some f-ck boi gets punched”
d-mn he just merked the sh-t out of you

“just got shot in the leg”
bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me
1. total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh sh-t son, you got merked.
that b-tch merked the sh-t out of you.
1) another word for being owned or pwned

2) said when someone has a fail moment.
1) yo, did you see that? paul got merked so bad!!!

2) -someone falls down the stairs-

you: merked.
really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other ent-ties like plants, emotions, and gods.
jimmy brungus is merked right now. he just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.
n. being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. to snort prescription pills
before playing video games my friends and i like to get all merked out.
to be held down like a b-tch and have your p-b-s shaved off and then they slap some fake p-b-s on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also “merkin”
shiloh was talkin’ trash, so his homies merked his dumb -ss. . . .then they laughed at their work.
to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, i’m guessing it more likely is a “verbing” of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, i think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
he got merked for tellin’ the wrong cat to kick rocks.
to murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a b-tch!!

ex. i just merked that lil sninja.

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