Merkin Men’s Club


formally known as merkin men’s club, u.s.a. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across america and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.

started by leonord plotz, of canarsie, ny in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in austin, texas.

merkin men’s club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
“princ-p-l edwards, you have to keep the merkin men’s club off our school grounds!”

“there’s nothing i can do. they have as just a right to educate our kids as the s-x and drug counselors do.”

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