Merkin Zombs


the act of having s-xual relations with members of the opposite s-x.
bro #1: yo man i went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
bro #2: word, how’d it go?
bro #1: we all took the bitties back to the house and we were all merkin zombs all night.
bro #2: brotacular.

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