merklin


the g-yest sickest motherf-cker around. he is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple -n-l scene is cupcakes to this motherf-cker. if you want someone that has an -sshole that sucks your c-ck like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your d-ck back at you.
the transvest-te that i picked up in thailand is a total merklin.

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