Merlemerized


a unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one’s body when in the presence of merle haggard, or his music. many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. it’s a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.
yo dave! i just got “the best of merle haggard” on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

nice work, dude! did “okie from muskogee” get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

yeah, every g-d d-mn one of ’em.

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